Dear Adam Horovitz
welcome,Sir! I can only imagine that you happen upon here while searching for talking dog videos or someone told you about it and you wanted to know wtf was up with it. In any case welcome. Im sure by now youre used to people saying how attractive, hot, sexy you are…Im sure youve heared/read absolutely filthy, nasty things said about you in a sexual nature that I assure you will never be on this blog…hopefully. Im one of those people that consider you to be extemely handsome…okay, sexy too. I often refer to you as my Justin Beiber. Dont worry I dont in any way shape or form compare you to Justin Beiber. Their is no comparison. Its just that my neice LOVES Justin Beiber and when I see her watching his music videos she reacts the same way I do when I watch certain Beastie Boys videos. Im not proud of this. I would like to act in a more adult way but im powerless to your charm and sex appeal ;)
I think I know what the first post is going to be I do of you and it kinda toes the line so let me explain. I look for a lot of videos from the License to Ill era and not for the music. Its not that I completely ignore Mike D and MCA I just tend to look at you…even when messed up stuff is happening like the backstage videos I watch it just to see you with your shirt off. I objectify you sometimes plain and simple and Im really sorry about that. Im working on not doing that anymore. But that video I posted of you grabbing your crotch it was more humorous than anything else as Im sure that was why you did it in the first place though you probably dont remember.
Also I already know Im going to mention things you say or do that could be viewed as homosexual and there are several reasons for this. The first being its just plain funny. I bust a gut over half the things you say to Mike D. Second, Im so proud of you! youre a man who seems very comfortable with himself and have stood up against homophobia. Sadly, the mainstream hip hop community is reluctant to do the same or some may be homophobic themselves. Watching you throughout the years making a stand against homophobia has made me proud to be a fan of yours and of the Beastie Boys. Thirdly, its hot, some of the things you say and do are in a sexual way…and yeah.
And one more thing I know im going to mention your tongue a lot and hopefully thats not too creepy. But you do lick your lips quite a bit, ya know just saying.
So I think youre a man that can take whats on this blog in the fun way its intended and i do know youre a fan of raunch. But if I say or post anything that crosses the line I am truly sorry. Everything is meant all in good fun. I try my best and I mean no disrespect.